Art of Self-Defence

Executed in classic oil on wood, The Art of Self-Defence series delivers a masterclass in absurd survivalism. Blending high-art aesthetics with low-brow comedy, Konstantin presents step-by-step satirical guides on how to neutralize oddly specific threats—from escaping the grip of a mixed martial arts master to fending off a rogue concert pianist or a frantic rockstar. Loaded with visual wordplay, violins used as weapons, and practical defense tactics against street assaults and armed attacks, Bessmertny subverts classical instructional manuals into a razor-sharp commentary on modern paranoia.

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